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Wrong Text Recipient

4.3 stars11,317 reviews

Sends one message to the person least prepared to receive it.

Rarity
Epic
Severity
Legendary bad timing
Success Rate
84%
Manifestations remaining
840

Product details

Sends one message to the person least prepared to receive it.

  • Classified as a Epic Relationships filing.
  • Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
  • Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
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Manufacturer

Crow & Candle

Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.

A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.

Founded
1766
Headquarters
Savannah, GA
Known for
Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
Warranty
White-glove hex concierge support

Side effects

May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Texting & Signals aisle.

Filed reviews

Showing selected excerpts from 11,317 filed reviews.

4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Wrong Text Recipient performed exactly as filed. Boutique emotional inconvenience with a surprisingly polished finish.
Skyler
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Crow & Candle has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Elegant, socially devastating, and apparently gift-wrappable.
Casey
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Created just enough awkward silence to be legally considered ambiance.
Morgan

Specifications

Rarity
Epic
Severity
Legendary bad timing
Success rate
84%
Delivery estimate
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

Arcane compliance filing

Certification authority
Bureau of Arcane Commerce
License number
BAC-REL-EPI-7Q4O
Approved inconvenience class
Relationships / Epic
Filing jurisdiction
Domestic and workplace environments
Last inspection date
Most recent quarterly filing
Known side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Texting & Signals aisle.