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Relationships

Bad Date Weather

4.7 stars21,653 reviews

Schedules rain, wind, or suspicious humidity for date-night logistics.

Rarity
Rare
Severity
Story-worthy inconvenience
Success Rate
89%
Manifestations remaining
772

Product details

Schedules rain, wind, or suspicious humidity for date-night logistics.

  • Classified as a Rare Relationships filing.
  • Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
  • Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Crow & Candle icon

Manufacturer

Crow & Candle

Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.

A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.

Founded
1766
Headquarters
Savannah, GA
Known for
Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
Warranty
White-glove hex concierge support

Side effects

May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Social Events aisle.

Filed reviews

Showing selected excerpts from 21,653 filed reviews.

5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Bad Date Weather performed exactly as filed. Elegant, socially devastating, and apparently gift-wrappable.
Skyler
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Crow & Candle has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Created just enough awkward silence to be legally considered ambiance.
Casey
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Boutique emotional inconvenience with a surprisingly polished finish.
Morgan

Specifications

Rarity
Rare
Severity
Story-worthy inconvenience
Success rate
89%
Delivery estimate
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

Arcane compliance filing

Certification authority
Bureau of Arcane Commerce
License number
BAC-REL-RAR-9EIL
Approved inconvenience class
Relationships / Rare
Filing jurisdiction
Domestic and workplace environments
Last inspection date
Most recent quarterly filing
Known side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Social Events aisle.