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Relationships
Ex Appears Randomly
4.3 stars13,280 reviews
Routes an ex through the same aisle, cafe, or elevator with bureaucratic timing.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Legendary bad timing
- Success Rate
- 84%
- Manifestations remaining
- 823
Best Seller
Product details
Routes an ex through the same aisle, cafe, or elevator with bureaucratic timing.
- Classified as a Epic Relationships filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Social Events aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 13,280 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Ex Appears Randomly performed exactly as filed. Elegant, socially devastating, and apparently gift-wrappable.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Crow & Candle has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Created just enough awkward silence to be legally considered ambiance.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Boutique emotional inconvenience with a surprisingly polished finish.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Legendary bad timing
- Success rate
- 84%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-REL-EPI-WGVB
- Approved inconvenience class
- Relationships / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Social Events aisle.
