Relationships
Tiny Argument Escalation
4.7 stars15,680 reviews
Upgrades a small disagreement into a formally recorded household proceeding.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success Rate
- 89%
- Manifestations remaining
- 908
Product details
Upgrades a small disagreement into a formally recorded household proceeding.
- Classified as a Rare Relationships filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Domestic Diplomacy aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 15,680 filed reviews.
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Tiny Argument Escalation performed exactly as filed. Boutique emotional inconvenience with a surprisingly polished finish.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Crow & Candle has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Elegant, socially devastating, and apparently gift-wrappable.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Created just enough awkward silence to be legally considered ambiance.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success rate
- 89%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-REL-RAR-G9GK
- Approved inconvenience class
- Relationships / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Domestic Diplomacy aisle.
