Transportation
TSA Random Screening
4.7 stars3,631 reviews
Selects the recipient for a random process with suspicious consistency.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success Rate
- 89%
- Manifestations remaining
- 840
Product details
Selects the recipient for a random process with suspicious consistency.
- Classified as a Rare Transportation filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
HexCo Industries
Mass-producing inconvenience.
A multinational manufacturer of scalable, shelf-stable irritation.
- Founded
- 1937
- Headquarters
- Wilmington, DE
- Known for
- High-volume everyday misfortune
- Warranty
- Standard limited inconvenience warranty
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Air Travel aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 3,631 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“TSA Random Screening performed exactly as filed. The route technically remained possible, which made it much funnier.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“HexCo Industries has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Reliable commuter-grade frustration. Would file again.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Added seven minutes to the errand and a small thesis on urban planning.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success rate
- 89%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-TRA-RAR-5XDY
- Approved inconvenience class
- Transportation / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Air Travel aisle.
