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Transportation

Broken Ticket Machine

4.7 stars14,462 reviews

Disables the ticket machine after the line has achieved commitment.

Rarity
Common
Severity
Everyday nuisance
Success Rate
94%
Manifestations remaining
857

Product details

Disables the ticket machine after the line has achieved commitment.

  • Classified as a Common Transportation filing.
  • Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
  • Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
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Manufacturer

Minor Mischief

Works... mostly.

Budget curses for shoppers who accept irregular results and loud packaging.

Founded
2003
Headquarters
Dayton, OH
Known for
Low-cost annoyance and questionable reliability
Warranty
No refunds unless the curse becomes helpful

Side effects

May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Transit aisle.

Filed reviews

Showing selected excerpts from 14,462 filed reviews.

5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Broken Ticket Machine performed exactly as filed. Added seven minutes to the errand and a small thesis on urban planning.
Jamie
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Minor Mischief has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. The route technically remained possible, which made it much funnier.
Taylor
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Reliable commuter-grade frustration. Would file again.
Quinn

Specifications

Rarity
Common
Severity
Everyday nuisance
Success rate
94%
Delivery estimate
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

Arcane compliance filing

Certification authority
Bureau of Arcane Commerce
License number
BAC-TRA-COM-QWYS
Approved inconvenience class
Transportation / Common
Filing jurisdiction
Domestic and workplace environments
Last inspection date
Most recent quarterly filing
Known side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Transit aisle.