Occult
Tentacle Dream Subscription
4.7 stars5,906 reviews
Recipient is enrolled in recurring dreams about too many limbs in entirely too much water.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success Rate
- 89% Recurring
- Manifestations remaining
- 959
Product details
Recipient is enrolled in recurring dreams about too many limbs in entirely too much water.
- Classified as a Epic Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May include damp pillows, boat catalog browsing, and suspiciously flexible metaphors.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 5,906 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Tentacle Dream Subscription performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Tentacle Dream Subscription made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Tentacle Dream Subscription landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success rate
- 89% Recurring
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-EPI-TION
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May include damp pillows, boat catalog browsing, and suspiciously flexible metaphors.
