Occult
Eldritch Vibes Curse
4.7 stars2,054 reviews
A general aura of ancient wrongness, suitable for parties, errands, and dramatic entrances.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Eldritch
- Success Rate
- 91% Ominous
- Manifestations remaining
- 840
Product details
A general aura of ancient wrongness, suitable for parties, errands, and dramatic entrances.
- Classified as a Epic Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Blackthorn Laboratories
Precision-engineered inconveniences since 1694.
A premium research concern specializing in repeatable, peer-reviewed misfortune.
- Founded
- 1694
- Headquarters
- Salem, MA
- Known for
- Technology-related inconveniences
- Warranty
- Lifetime annoyance guarantee
Side effects
May attract unusual cloud shapes and unusually polite dread.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 2,054 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Eldritch Vibes Curse performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Eldritch Vibes Curse made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Eldritch Vibes Curse landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Eldritch
- Success rate
- 91% Ominous
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-EPI-URSE
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May attract unusual cloud shapes and unusually polite dread.
