Summonings
Pocket Kraken Inquiry
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A very small kraken is invited to inspect cups, sinks, and unattended bowls of soup for maritime compliance.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Aquatic Entity
- Success Rate
- 86% Tentacular
- Manifestations remaining
- 857
Product details
A very small kraken is invited to inspect cups, sinks, and unattended bowls of soup for maritime compliance.
- Classified as a Epic Summonings filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Misfortune Dynamics
AI-powered inconvenience.
A suspiciously funded startup disrupting the personal nuisance sector.
- Founded
- 2021
- Headquarters
- Palo Alto, CA
- Known for
- Login friction and connected-device betrayal
- Warranty
- Continuous annoyance updates included
Side effects
May cause wet sleeves, rippling mugs, and suspicious bubbles in still water.
Filed reviews
No reviews have been filed for this inconvenience yet.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Aquatic Entity
- Success rate
- 86% Tentacular
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-SUM-EPI-UIRY
- Approved inconvenience class
- Summonings / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause wet sleeves, rippling mugs, and suspicious bubbles in still water.
