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Seasonal

Summonings

Garden Gnome Awakening

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One decorative garden gnome becomes briefly aware, judges the landscaping, and returns to stillness with attitude.

Rarity
Common
Severity
Lawn Entity
Success Rate
95% Opinionated
Manifestations remaining
874

Product details

One decorative garden gnome becomes briefly aware, judges the landscaping, and returns to stillness with attitude.

  • Classified as a Common Summonings filing.
  • Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
  • Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
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Manufacturer

Everyday Occult

Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.

Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.

Founded
1988
Headquarters
Minneapolis, MN
Known for
Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
Warranty
Satisfaction mildly discouraged

Side effects

May cause soil displacement, tiny footprints, and a sense that the flowerbed has been reviewed.

Filed reviews

No reviews have been filed for this inconvenience yet.

Specifications

Rarity
Common
Severity
Lawn Entity
Success rate
95% Opinionated
Delivery estimate
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

Arcane compliance filing

Certification authority
Bureau of Arcane Commerce
License number
BAC-SUM-COM-NING
Approved inconvenience class
Summonings / Common
Filing jurisdiction
Domestic and workplace environments
Last inspection date
Most recent quarterly filing
Known side effects
May cause soil displacement, tiny footprints, and a sense that the flowerbed has been reviewed.

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