Occult
Kraken's Personal Attention
4.7 stars3,625 reviews
The deep notices the recipient in a way that is flattering only from very far away.
- Rarity
- Legendary
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success Rate
- 86% Noticed
- Manifestations remaining
- 942
Product details
The deep notices the recipient in a way that is flattering only from very far away.
- Classified as a Legendary Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Blackthorn Laboratories
Precision-engineered inconveniences since 1694.
A premium research concern specializing in repeatable, peer-reviewed misfortune.
- Founded
- 1694
- Headquarters
- Salem, MA
- Known for
- Technology-related inconveniences
- Warranty
- Lifetime annoyance guarantee
Side effects
May cause ocean documentaries to feel personal.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 3,625 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Kraken's Personal Attention performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Kraken's Personal Attention made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Kraken's Personal Attention landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Legendary
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success rate
- 86% Noticed
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-LEG-TION
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Legendary
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause ocean documentaries to feel personal.
