Seasonal
Tax Season Malediction
5.0 stars3,425 reviews
Misplaces one crucial form until the deadline starts breathing down the recipient's neck.
- Rarity
- Legendary
- Severity
- Bureaucratic dread
- Success Rate
- 78%
- Manifestations remaining
- 874
Seasonal
Product details
Misplaces one crucial form until the deadline starts breathing down the recipient's neck.
- Classified as a Legendary Seasonal filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Bureau Certified
Government-approved curses, pending review.
Officially dull curse products with impressive paperwork and very small fonts.
- Founded
- 1904
- Headquarters
- Washington, DC
- Known for
- Paperwork, seasonal filings, and compliance dread
- Warranty
- Subject to Form HX-19B processing
Side effects
May reveal unexpected printer ink shortages.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 3,425 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Terrifyingly compliant.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Tax Season Malediction performed exactly as filed. Arrived just in time to make the holiday feel administratively binding.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Bureau Certified has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Seasonal excellence. The certificate looked more confident than I felt.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Legendary
- Severity
- Bureaucratic dread
- Success rate
- 78%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-SEA-LEG-OKHW
- Approved inconvenience class
- Seasonal / Legendary
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May reveal unexpected printer ink shortages.
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