Household
Grocery Bag Tear
4.7 stars37,799 reviews
Tears the bag at the exact moment gravity requests involvement.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 772
Product details
Tears the bag at the exact moment gravity requests involvement.
- Classified as a Common Household filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
HexCo Industries
Mass-producing inconvenience.
A multinational manufacturer of scalable, shelf-stable irritation.
- Founded
- 1937
- Headquarters
- Wilmington, DE
- Known for
- High-volume everyday misfortune
- Warranty
- Standard limited inconvenience warranty
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Everyday Life, Checkout aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 37,799 filed reviews.
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Grocery Bag Tear performed exactly as filed. The domestic disruption arrived quietly and then refused to leave.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“HexCo Industries has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Excellent household coverage. Even the junk drawer seemed involved.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Subtle enough for the kitchen, potent enough for a family group chat.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-HOU-COM-W3KR
- Approved inconvenience class
- Household / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Everyday Life, Checkout aisle.
