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Calendar Conflict

4.3 stars21,769 reviews

Moves every important event into direct opposition with another important event.

Rarity
Rare
Severity
Scheduling friction
Success Rate
90%
Manifestations remaining
789

Product details

Moves every important event into direct opposition with another important event.

  • Classified as a Rare Workplace filing.
  • Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
  • Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
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Manufacturer

Blackthorn Laboratories

Precision-engineered inconveniences since 1694.

A premium research concern specializing in repeatable, peer-reviewed misfortune.

Founded
1694
Headquarters
Salem, MA
Known for
Technology-related inconveniences
Warranty
Lifetime annoyance guarantee

Side effects

May cause polite rescheduling language.

Filed reviews

Showing selected excerpts from 21,769 filed reviews.

4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
A tidy little disaster.
Alex
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Calendar Conflict performed exactly as filed. Exactly the sort of workplace outcome our committee deserved.
Priya
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
Blackthorn Laboratories has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Procurement approved this in one meeting, which honestly felt suspicious.
Alex

Specifications

Rarity
Rare
Severity
Scheduling friction
Success rate
90%
Delivery estimate
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

Arcane compliance filing

Certification authority
Bureau of Arcane Commerce
License number
BAC-WOR-RAR-M57Z
Approved inconvenience class
Workplace / Rare
Filing jurisdiction
Domestic and workplace environments
Last inspection date
Most recent quarterly filing
Known side effects
May cause polite rescheduling language.